🌈 Business, but make it sparkly

The Liza Frænk–adjacent business site your inner 90s kid deserves.

Professional enough for invoices. Chaotic enough that your accountant quietly questions your life choices—but in a supportive way.

🦄 CEO of Glitter‑Powered Productivity
🐬 Dolphin‑approved digital products
🌟 10x more rainbows than your niche

Disclaimer: Side effects may include increased joy, spontaneous color‑coding, and clients saying “omg this is so you.”

Products that belong in a Trapper Keeper

Add your Stripe or Payhip links to the buttons below and watch your customers joyfully yeet their money at you.

Digital Download
Cosmic Unicorn CEO Planner

A business planner so colorful your to‑do list will file a complaint for being “too adorable to ignore.”

$27 – includes 0% chill, 100% vibes.
Mini Course
Glitter‑Fueled Launch Lab

Learn how to launch offers with the confidence of a neon leopard wearing sunglasses indoors.

$97 – includes lifetime access & eternal sparkle.
Template Pack
Rainbow Funnel Starter Kit

Plug‑and‑play funnel templates that gently scream “I am both whimsical and terrifyingly organized.”

$47 – funnels, but make it glitter.
VIP Day
Full‑Spectrum Brand Glow‑Up

One day. Your brand. A suspicious amount of gradients. We emerge with a visual identity that slaps.

$1,111 – angel numbers, obviously.
Membership
Glitter Boss Club

Monthly co‑working, templates, and gentle peer pressure to actually launch the thing you keep talking about.

$33/mo – cheaper than your sticker habit.
Freebie
Color‑Coded Chaos Checklist

A launch checklist that turns your brain fog into a rainbow‑ordered list of “oh wow I can do this.”

$0 – payment in vibes only.

Contact the Chief Glitter Officer

Business inquiries, collab ideas, or just a burning desire to tell me about your favorite gel pen—drop it below.

  • Email: hello@example.com (yes, I check it between sticker purchases)
  • Response time: 1–3 business days, depending on caffeine levels
  • Office hours: Whenever the vibes are immaculate

This uses a mailto: link—your email client will pop up like “hey bestie, let’s send this.”